We Need Something New

A psychopath and his fool servant walk into a bar. A woman at the bar looks at them and says:
“Hey fool, why are you serving a psychopath?”
“Because maybe one day I’ll have my own servant”, says the fool to the silent approval of his master.

“But why do you need a servant? You look healthy and smart. Come sit next to me, let’s drink together!” She hollers invitingly.

“Pssst”, the psychopath summons the fool. “She just wants to get you drunk and steal your wallet. All women are liars.” I think she’d make a fine servant for you. Trick her!”

“Thanks for the warning, master,” the fool responds. “You’re so good to me!”

The end.


Photo copyright Yoav Litvin